Saturday, December 31, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
If you could go back in time and give your 6 year old self one item from your future, what would it be?
(for the sake of this question, please ignore the possible consequences of a time paradox....relax smarty pants)
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Sunday, November 13, 2011
it's a new episode of the Time Traveling Radio Show!
this show is SLIGHTLY less annoying than the last one!
This show Features:
two artsy-fartsy guys (du8 and Amjad) blabbing about H.P. Lovecraft!
An EXCLUSIVE NEW Green Bullet with Drums song!
A message from Tina Wereratboat!
and SO MUCH MORE! (not really)
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Our source (who wishes to remain anonymous) intercepted a secret transmission that details a thwarted alien invasion.
The Fromoglthons (a race of humorless, lactose intolerant aliens) were planning to invade the earth. The invasion was called off when advance scouts found this website. Apparently, the images were terrifying and confusing enough to the Fromoglthons that they felt it was best to go conquer some other planet.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
this short answer is...this guy.
the longer answer is...good question...
HERE ARE THE FACTS.
1. Amjad Saleh Muhammad Tawfiq Eid Saleh Al-Faur has been a longtime member of Lightbulb Detective Agency. He has participated in numerous musical experiments as well as crafted visual materials for these musical experiments.
2.He is known to have a fondness for the word "snout"
3.He is known to be the owner of more than one King Diamond CD.
4.it has been CONFIRMED that he was a willing participant in the "wiener fiends" incident.
5.He is a highly skilled and passionate fine art photographer.Examples of his work can be found HERE.Do yourself a favor and check it out.
6.He makes a mean cup of Turkish coffee.
HERE ARE THE UNCONFIRMED FACTS.
1.He is the inventor of the now famed "Jordanian gravity blast".
2.He is forced to wear an extremely realistic prosthetic head. His actual head is shaped like a tiny plastic owl head, the sight if which will drive anyone insane.
3. In the year 2015 he will travel back in time to 1954 and assume the identity of George Martin.
does that answer your question?
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Here is what wikipedia has to say about the surname Smith.
sure, that's all logical...but it's not really very exciting is it?
why is the surname Smith REALLY as common as it is?
(as always, please feel welcome make stuff up)
Friday, April 15, 2011
BUT...if we are ever following a case in Portland Oregon, will definitely investigate Sizzle Pie Pizza!
with names for Pizza like Pig Destroyer, Napalm Breath and The Slaughter of the Soil you know you are in for a great Pizza experience. They even have a salad named after an Annihilator song....amazing.
ok..we lied...EAT PIZZA AND LISTEN TO METAL!!
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
The song, titled H.P. Hovercraft is to be included in an upcoming compilation album for Art Amiss. We are very excied about this release as it will be our first ON VINYL!
We will keep you updated as things progress
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
while the idea of building a gigantic lava lamp to attract tourists may seem like a perfectly reasonable idea, the unwary citizens of Soap Lake have no idea the danger they may be bringing upon themselves.
that's right folks...I'm talking about SPACE HIPPIES.
a huge lava lamp would be like a beacon to the dreaded race of intergalactic freeloaders. Before they knew it, Soap Lake would be assaulted by around the clock blastings of Dark side of the moon! The stench of cosmic patchouli would burn their lungs! No one could be outside their homes without fear of being asked for spare change!
people of Soap Lake...BEWARE!
Thursday, April 7, 2011
we here at Lightbulb Detective Agency are very fond of dogs, and we feel that we should warn you that some of the content in the article may be seen as disturbing.
Read more here
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
The new entry claims that there is a connection between The Indian Lake Project and The Montauk Project.
is this a sign that there are more posts to follow?
Friday, April 1, 2011
The two or three people who remember the Time Traveling Radio Show will be excited to learn that this podcast is a continuation of the series!
Check out what may be the most irritating podcast in the world!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011