Saturday, December 31, 2011

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

the tuesday question? 12-06-11


If you could go back in time and give your 6 year old self one item from your future, what would it be?

(for the sake of this question, please ignore the possible consequences of a time paradox....relax smarty pants)

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

the tuesday question? 11-29-11



If you could share a cup of tea with any fictional character, who would it be? what kind of tea would you have?

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

METACHAOS







if anyone deserves a milkshake and a high five it's THESE GUYS

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

the tuesday question? 11-22-11

Which former US President would be best suited to have a talking Walrus as his sidekick? Why?


Monday, November 21, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

the tuesday question? 11-15-11



What is the Alien Civilisation that lives underneath the surface of Pluto like?

Monday, November 14, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Time Traveling Radio Show: FOG ACTION!


HEY!

it's a new episode of the Time Traveling Radio Show!

FOG ACTION!

this show is SLIGHTLY less annoying than the last one!

This show Features:

two artsy-fartsy guys (du8 and Amjad) blabbing about H.P. Lovecraft!

An EXCLUSIVE NEW Green Bullet with Drums song!

A message from Tina Wereratboat!

and SO MUCH MORE! (not really)

LINKS!

Crawling Chaos

HPLHS

ART AMISS

Blue

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

the tuesday question? 11-08-11




If you were making an omelet for Hunter S. Thompson, what would you put in it?








Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Friday, August 12, 2011

August 12th 1991

Twenty years ago today was a Black day in history...

no...we won't ever let it go...

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

the tuesday question? 08-09-11



If you could go back in time and form a "super group" with Wesley Willis as the frontman, who else would be in the band?

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

the tuesday question? 07-26-11



Suppose Carol O’Conner was kidnapped by aliens THEN taken to the alien home world THEN given miracle drugs to make him live for centuries THEN experimented on for a thousand years THEN escaped in a time machine back to the day he was kidnapped… what would he have on his first ham sandwich in a millennium?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

the tuesday question? 07-19-11



If you had to get punched out, would you rather be punched out by Lee Marvin or Charles Bronson?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

the tuesday question? 07-12-11

if Ray Bradbury started a metal band, what would they be called?

What would they sound like?

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Everyone loves Pizza!


We here at Lightbulb Detective Agency think that giving someone a Pizza sure is a nice thing to do.

Read here about some folks that think so too.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Alien Invasion Averted!

We have received information that seems to indicate that Paula Deen has saved the world.

Our source (who wishes to remain anonymous) intercepted a secret transmission that details a thwarted alien invasion.

The Fromoglthons (a race of humorless, lactose intolerant aliens) were planning to invade the earth. The invasion was called off when advance scouts found this website. Apparently, the images were terrifying and confusing enough to the Fromoglthons that they felt it was best to go conquer some other planet.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

the tuesday question? 04-26-2011






What was your favorite episode of the Australian martial arts cartoon Mortal Wombat?

Friday, April 22, 2011

who is Amjad Saleh Muhammad Tawfiq Eid Saleh Al-Faur?

that is a good question.


this short answer is...this guy.






the longer answer is...good question...

HERE ARE THE FACTS.

1. Amjad Saleh Muhammad Tawfiq Eid Saleh Al-Faur has been a longtime member of Lightbulb Detective Agency. He has participated in numerous musical experiments as well as crafted visual materials for these musical experiments.

2.He is known to have a fondness for the word "snout"

3.He is known to be the owner of more than one King Diamond CD.

4.it has been CONFIRMED that he was a willing participant in the "wiener fiends" incident.

5.He is a highly skilled and passionate fine art photographer.Examples of his work can be found HERE.Do yourself a favor and check it out.

6.He makes a mean cup of Turkish coffee.

HERE ARE THE UNCONFIRMED FACTS.

1.He is the inventor of the now famed "Jordanian gravity blast".

2.He is forced to wear an extremely realistic prosthetic head. His actual head is shaped like a tiny plastic owl head, the sight if which will drive anyone insane.

3. In the year 2015 he will travel back in time to 1954 and assume the identity of George Martin.




does that answer your question?








Thursday, April 21, 2011

Chinese Tea Plantation.




wow.

once again, we think it's best to just let this link speak for itself...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

the tuesday question? 04-19-2011




Here is what wikipedia has to say about the surname Smith.

sure, that's all logical...but it's not really very exciting is it?

why is the surname Smith REALLY as common as it is?



(as always, please feel welcome make stuff up)

Friday, April 15, 2011

Metal and Pizza?

We at Lightbulb Detective Agency DO NOT endorse eating Pizza OR listening to heavy metal.

BUT...if we are ever following a case in Portland Oregon, will definitely investigate Sizzle Pie Pizza!

with names for Pizza like Pig Destroyer, Napalm Breath and The Slaughter of the Soil you know you are in for a great Pizza experience. They even have a salad named after an Annihilator song....amazing.

ok
..we lied...EAT PIZZA AND LISTEN TO METAL!!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Fire-Eating Mermaid?

As hard as it may be to believe, Fire-Eating Mermaid is NOT a new LDA song title. check it out. also. don't watch this one at work. It's not for the faint of heart.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft

The Lightbulb Detective Agency music research department is nearing the completion of a brand new song!

The song, titled H.P. Hovercraft is to be included in an upcoming compilation album for Art Amiss. We are very excied about this release as it will be our first ON VINYL!

We will keep you updated as things progress

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Yoga Bear

It is probably best if we let Yoga Bear speak for himself.

the tuesday question? 04-12-2011

Let's pretend you wake up and you find yourself in a field near Magway, Burma.

What would be the first thing you would do?

Friday, April 8, 2011

GIGANTIC LAVA LAMP!

the citizens of Soap Lake Washington are playing with fire...or more specifically LAVA.

while the idea of building a gigantic lava lamp to attract tourists may seem like a perfectly reasonable idea, the unwary citizens of Soap Lake have no idea the danger they may be bringing upon themselves.

that's right folks...I'm talking about SPACE HIPPIES.

a huge lava lamp would be like a beacon to the dreaded race of intergalactic freeloaders. Before they knew it, Soap Lake would be assaulted by around the clock blastings of Dark side of the moon! The stench of cosmic patchouli would burn their lungs! No one could be outside their homes without fear of being asked for spare change!

people of Soap Lake...BEWARE!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Millions of Mummified dogs..

As much as we may wish "millions of mummified dogs" was a grindcore song title, it appears that a catacomb containing the remains of an estimated 8 MILLION dogs has been discovered..

we here at Lightbulb Detective Agency are very fond of dogs, and we feel that we should warn you that some of the content in the article may be seen as disturbing.

Read more here

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The Tuesday Question? 04-05-2011

If Aleister Crowley walked into a 7-11 in Tampa Florida circa 1998, What kind of Slurpee whould he buy?

Monday, April 4, 2011

Indian Lake Project Update..

After being inactive for quite sometime, The Indian Lake Project Blog was updated recently.

The new entry claims that there is a connection between The Indian Lake Project and The Montauk Project.

is this a sign that there are more posts to follow?

Friday, April 1, 2011

BIG NEWS!

Lightbulb Detective Agency now has a podcast!

The two or three people who remember the Time Traveling Radio Show will be excited to learn that this podcast is a continuation of the series!

Check out what may be the most irritating podcast in the world!

Thursday, March 31, 2011

BIG NEWS!

the BIG NEWS is that tomorrow we will announce MORE BIG NEWS!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

the tuesday question? 03-29-11

What would a Pelican order at an Italian restaurant?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Monster Brains!!!

Thanks to our good Friend Dax for making us aware of this amazing site.It's full of beautiful pulp covers and movie posters. the godzilla stuff alone is worth the visit. they sure don't make them like this anymore!!!


MONSTER BRAINS!!!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

no pants!!!

Imrov Everwhere are a pretty neat bunch of weirdos...check out their latest stunt...


the tuesday question? 1-18-11

Where is Grandpa?