We have received information that seems to indicate that Paula Deen has saved the world.
Our source (who wishes to remain anonymous) intercepted a secret transmission that details a thwarted alien invasion.
The Fromoglthons (a race of humorless, lactose intolerant aliens) were planning to invade the earth. The invasion was called off when advance scouts found this website. Apparently, the images were terrifying and confusing enough to the Fromoglthons that they felt it was best to go conquer some other planet.
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