Which former US President would be best suited to have a talking Walrus as his sidekick? Why?
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DJ
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While James Garfield would make sense if you're of the school of people looking like their pets (or partners (or both)) I'm going to have to go with Calvin Coolidge.
But I demand that the pair of them have a 70's bass-heavy funky theme song that follows them around, as they fight mummified chrono-Soviets from the far off future of 1986.
I think Chester A. Arthur could've benefited greatly from a walrus sidekick--he (or she) could've demonstrated that a pants-less life can indeed be a good one (Arthur was obsessed with pants), and also could've used his/her tusks to keep Arthur's vast mutton chops trim and tidy.
The walrus also could've softly warbled sweet walrus-grunting love songs during Chester A. Arthur's 'romantic interludes' with his wife or whoever.
Which former US President would be best suited to have a talking Walrus as his sidekick? Why?
3 comments:
While James Garfield would make sense if you're of the school of people looking like their pets (or partners (or both)) I'm going to have to go with Calvin Coolidge.
But I demand that the pair of them have a 70's bass-heavy funky theme song that follows them around, as they fight mummified chrono-Soviets from the far off future of 1986.
Chrono-Soviets!
YES!
I think Chester A. Arthur could've benefited greatly from a walrus sidekick--he (or she) could've demonstrated that a pants-less life can indeed be a good one (Arthur was obsessed with pants), and also could've used his/her tusks to keep Arthur's vast mutton chops trim and tidy.
The walrus also could've softly warbled sweet walrus-grunting love songs during Chester A. Arthur's 'romantic interludes' with his wife or whoever.
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