Friday, April 8, 2011

GIGANTIC LAVA LAMP!

the citizens of Soap Lake Washington are playing with fire...or more specifically LAVA.

while the idea of building a gigantic lava lamp to attract tourists may seem like a perfectly reasonable idea, the unwary citizens of Soap Lake have no idea the danger they may be bringing upon themselves.

that's right folks...I'm talking about SPACE HIPPIES.

a huge lava lamp would be like a beacon to the dreaded race of intergalactic freeloaders. Before they knew it, Soap Lake would be assaulted by around the clock blastings of Dark side of the moon! The stench of cosmic patchouli would burn their lungs! No one could be outside their homes without fear of being asked for spare change!

people of Soap Lake...BEWARE!

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