this short answer is...this guy.
the longer answer is...good question...
HERE ARE THE FACTS.
1. Amjad Saleh Muhammad Tawfiq Eid Saleh Al-Faur has been a longtime member of Lightbulb Detective Agency. He has participated in numerous musical experiments as well as crafted visual materials for these musical experiments.
2.He is known to have a fondness for the word "snout"
3.He is known to be the owner of more than one King Diamond CD.
4.it has been CONFIRMED that he was a willing participant in the "wiener fiends" incident.
5.He is a highly skilled and passionate fine art photographer.Examples of his work can be found HERE.Do yourself a favor and check it out.
6.He makes a mean cup of Turkish coffee.
HERE ARE THE UNCONFIRMED FACTS.
1.He is the inventor of the now famed "Jordanian gravity blast".
2.He is forced to wear an extremely realistic prosthetic head. His actual head is shaped like a tiny plastic owl head, the sight if which will drive anyone insane.
3. In the year 2015 he will travel back in time to 1954 and assume the identity of George Martin.
does that answer your question?
2 comments:
It's Taco! I don't know who this guy is but someone on the internet said he would rather drink monkey pee than hang out with Amjad. That statement assumes that a) Monkey pee is not enjoyable to drink.
b) Amjad himself wouldn't invite you to drink monkey pee while hanging out with him in the first place.
Sounds like a made-up name to me...
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