How bout them apples?
I think it was something to do with heshers hanging out in his garage, stealing beer from his fridge and pillaging his secret hash stash.
He pulled a hamstring the day before, otherwise he would've simply leaped across it.
Those are some humorous answers to be sure but the real reason is plainly shown in the painting. The horses. They had developed a taste for human flesh and Washington was simply trying to get his men to safety. Horses can't swim...they are a stupid and lazy beast.
It was Christmas. He'd been spending all his time with the army, and desperately needed to hit the malls in Trenton... otherwise all the kids wouldn't be getting their Tickle-Me-Hamiltons.
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